My Collage

So I found this on some GIS. (here: http://lifeintheleftlane.wordpress.com/category/meme/)


If I Were…

If I were a month, I’d be May.
If I were a day, I’d be Friday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be dusk.
If I were a planet, I’d be Venus.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a dolphin.

If I were a direction, I’d be south.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a bed.
If I were a liquid, I’d be water.
If I were a gem stone, I’d be a mystic fire ice CZ.
If I were a tree, I’d be a lilac.

If I were a tool, I’d be a Leatherman.
If I were a flower, I’d be an orchid.
If I were an element of weather, I’d be summer thunderstorms.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a piano.
If I were a color, I’d be cerulean blue.

If I were an emotion, I’d be happiness.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a strawberry.
If I were a sound, I’d be an engine rev.
If I were an element, I’d be Neon.
If I were a car, I’d be an Audi R8.

If I were a food, I’d be Gummy Bears.
If I were a place, I’d be a tropical island.
If I were a material, I’d be satin.
If I were a taste, I’d be succulent.
If I were a scent, I’d be Miracle.

If I were a body part, I’d be eyes.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a charming smile.
If I were a song, I’d be Kuss Mich.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be stilettos.

I thought I'd apply it to me...these aren't my favorites, naturally. They are what I think would fit what I think of myself. Food for thought...